Prompt: Aliens are stunned by the thought of “Therapists” and “therapy”. No other species has ever thought about solving individual problems together and as such most aliens believe that this is a trait unique to humans and have begun abducting random humans to deal with their emotional baggage.
Prompt: You’ve become a vampire, problem is you have issues with physical contact, and biting necks is so intimate…
Prompt: You’re a lawyer-wizard who gives objects temporary sentience so they can defend themselves from asset forfeiture.
Prompt: A demon was sent to send you to hell disguised as your dog, but it turns out he likes being a dog.
Prompt: Like with technology, there are those who practice magic and doesn’t fully understand it, you’re Magic Support and deal with the issues your clients have regarding magic.
Prompt: The world tree is in your backyard. And you are getting pretty tired of how the gods are knocking at your door to see it.
Prompt: You are a demon. After too many good deeds, you become “possessed” by the spirit of a nice person, who forces you to do good things in Hell.